I decided to give you a shot. I was feeling ill today, and your promise to reduce the severity and duration of my cold seemed like a marvelous guarantee. But the "great taste" of your "rapid melts" that you claim? Lies! All lies!
Now I'm sitting here, unable to drink anything for 15 excruciating minutes (well, 12 now). This is a torture far worse than the sniffles!
Shame on you!